- They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel! The sanctity of marriage is saved!... Lea DeLaria {view}
- It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.... Lea DeLaria {view}